Do you like watching things blow up?
Are you a possible arsonist?
Do you get aroused by plastic?

Then you will love this as much as I did. Screw Tom Hanks. Bring on the little men we know and love from Toy Story! THE ARMY MEN !

Oh, the pain. As many people would think, writing a first entry would be:

Fun
Entertaining
Exhilarating
Special

But not for me.
Have you ever had the feeling you are being controlled by a fat 50yr old woman? Well join the club. scarletdemon has totally decided I'm not allowed to write about gaming, music, fashion, the list could go on.

Moi "Hey mum, let's make my LJ account now!"

Unimag "Great idea Bran."

Mum "Yeah, brilliant!"

Unimag "What name do you want?"

Moi "Siddykong."

Then there was the moment my LJ was active. But, also came the reign of Scarlet.

Mum "Don't write anything stupid like a 13yr old."

Unimag "He is fucking 13!"

Moi "Yeah bitch! I am 13!"

Mum "What do you want from Asda?"

Moi "Don't change the subject!"

Mum "OK, I'll leave you be if you write something sensible."

Unimag "BUGGER OFF!"

Mum "OK OK."

Mum walks off.

Moi "Women."

Thus I got down to writing this shitty post for all of you normal people to read.

Thank you for reading this post.